"It will serve you right if that sly piece does accept one of you," she said. "Or maybe she'll accept both of you, and then you'll have to move to Utah, if the Mormons will have you--which I doubt...."
I keep a mental list of funny mentions of my home state and religion in literature. I think this just edged out A Study in Scarlet to take the number two position. Around the World in 80 Days is still firmly number one.