I kind of can't be bothered reviewing this one. In place of an actual review, I shall paraphrase the comment I made at the 64% mark, which pretty well sums up my reading experience:
Reading this book was like being bludgeoned over the head with the Literary Hammer of Impending DOOM.
And remember, folks. When Heading Out to Wonderful, don't forget to take that left turn in Albuquerque.