Darth Pedant

Super short review because I am sick and have the attention span of a gnat:

If, like me, you HATED Jane Eyre and thought it would have been vastly improved by a higher body count, THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU. If you LOVED Jane Eyre, this may also be the book for you as it’s somewhat similar, only more murdery.*

*I draft my reviews in Word. Once Word became (extremely reluctantly) reconciled to the fact that I didn’t want it to auto-correct “murdery,” it tried to convince me to change “more murdery” to “murderier.” I have no idea what I’ve won, but I’m calling this a victory anyway. XD