24 Festive Tasks Door 23: Hogswatch

 

Task 1: glingleglingleglingle – if you could wish any kind of god(dess) into existence, what would they be in charge of? Dusting?  Weeding?  We’re not aiming high here… tell us!

 

Actually, I would kill for a dusting god(dess). As I've mentioned before, I'm a chronically ill lazy person. I am also allergic to dust mites. Assuming the god(dess) actually does all the dusting, I would commit literal figurative murder for such a blessing.