Reading progress update: I've read 368 out of 445 pages.

Hogfather (Discworld, #20) - Terry Pratchett

‘What was a corpse doing in his wardrobe? And no one is to say “Not a lot,” or anythin’ tasteless like that.’

Fun fact: In my copy, ‘What was a corpse doing in his wardrobe?’ is at the bottom of page 367. The next sentence is at the top of page 368. Hand on my heart, after reading the first sentence and before turning the page, I said out loud, “Not much!” And then I read the next line and laughed myself into an asthma attack.