"I have a friend who went to Australia," Kumi said, scratching next to her eye. "It was right during the kangaroo mating season. He went to one town and the kangaroos were doing it all over the place. In the parks, in the streets. Everywhere."
I've lived in Australia for several years now. 99% of the kangaroos I see are roadkill. I feel so cheated right now. Where is this horny kangaroo town?!